Wednesday, March 12, 2008 (brilliant)

Apparently Irelands sperm banks are running a bit low, in order to counteract this the people in charge of Irelands sperm have set up . All you have to do is donate sperm and then you get a free ticket to ANY festival in Europe!
Also if you don't have the time to donate at your local sperm bank they'll post you out a special container, and then use a fast courier network to ensure that your donation reaches the bank in time.

"Oxegen isn't even worth a wank" - Dean-Ross Murray.

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